squidwurd:

i only date boys with costco memberships

(via llawra)

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

(Source: basedgosh, via guise-of-gentle-words)

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

(via pizza)

teruteru666:

(via growlithed)

i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

(Source: beyoncebeytwice, via phenomical)

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via internetboy69)

qrowleth:

ah yes, just what i was looking for

(via princesspyrope)

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

(via theprincezuko)

hxku:

People be tumblr famous but sitting alone at lunch.

(via annoyingfeminist)